Today's going to be a long post since I haven't been updated for a while.

Today's work was quite enjoyable and at the same time, freaky.

I received a last minute call to help cover someone who did not turn up for work today.

And because I'm still a trainee, I'll be sticking to my friend who introduced me this job for a long while. So today we were in charge of Toots Club aka child care centre. Everything was already set up so all we need to do was to interact with the kids or play with them. Their first activity was to do a collage for a banana tree and they were split into 2 groups, one handled by my friend, the other by me. And as usual,

- I can't organize the kids to do their parts properly

- I have barely any or no persuasion power

- I'm still getting trampled over by the kids

Then in my group, there was this special kid. I guess it's a kid thing to be so proud of their own abilities and be so arrogant about their own ethnic race since all they know is to think about themselves and not even give half an ass about others. I was sitting down there complimenting the banana tree they created and this boy told me this:

"Stop talking. I don't want to hear you talk. Like nooooooo"

*makes a farting sound and gives me the whatever pose*

No joke.

He really did that to me.

He did the same thing again after that when all the kids were settling down with their swimming costumes since we were bringing them to the beach to play games, just that this time I roughly know why he doesn't want me to talk. This is what he said:

"Stop talking already. I don't want to hear you talk."

*makes farting sound*

"You know so little English."

Hey dude, I'm speaking to you in simple English alright? Sure, I may have made a number of grammatical mistakes here and there and I don't use bombastic words all the time but who gave you the right to talk about my English? Ah well never mind. I forgive him. Besides, he's just kid. He doesn't realize that a 75kg guy only needs to use 1/5 of his strength to throw him into the fish pond outside the centre. So next we went to the beach to play games with the kids. We manage to find a small hermit crab by the seashore and the kids went woahhhh when we showed it to them. Next we went to the pool to let them play around too. While I was walking around the pool, this girl sneaked behind me and

Instead of running away, she

asdhfjklkjg.

wtf?

Not only that. Shortly after that, the sister swam towards me,

D-d-d-d-d-d-double wtf.

Lastly, while she did that, she

TRIPLE WTF.

I never felt so sexually harassed before. What's more, they're girls. A new word exist in my dictionary now and the word is women-raped.

We ended our pool playtime (yess finally x_x) and everyone washed up and head back to the centre. Most of the kids "checked out" and we're left with only the two devils. We showed them a movie while we just did our own work or watched the movie with them. Good thing they were quite well behaved if not I'll probably never be able to stay calm and get women-raped again.

We brought them over to the restaurant for their dinner. When we reached there, the girl who grabbed my ass chased the chef and both of them started to fool around. It's really interesting how most of the staff may appear very stoic and have that authority aura around them but once the kids or us fool around with them they become very comical and candid. I like this kind of workplace attitude. It's so easy for you to cooperate and communicate with one another and enjoy your job and get work done. The restaurant looks really luxurious. They even have gummy bears and sweets for the kids. So me and my friend sat down with the two devils and had finger food with them. I even took pictures with those two devils. Not sure if I can get the photo. I'll post it up here when my friend uploads it so for now it's just an empty space.

(insert photo here)

My friend called out a chef whom he recently knew. Her name's Estha. She's a pretty lady. I don't know why but she seems to be a motherly figure to me. Maybe it's due to her skin tone? HAHAHAHAHA. I don't know~ (She's rather white for your info)

I hope she's not so bo liao to search up her name on Google

if not I'm really going to die from embarrassment.

*keeps fingers crossed and prays hard*

>.<

So we went back to the centre and watched another movie. We let them go back to their rooms after the show ended while we packed the place up and end our shift. I manage to collect my two day worth of pay ^^

So yeah, that's the end of my freaky but yet enjoyable day (:

ohmygahhh D: